Rethinking Everything

Are you the girl with the post about the boy who you called the Lorax

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 22:31:43 -0500

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Undertale Starter Meme

Wed, 14 Oct 2015 19:08:52 -0400

“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”

“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”

“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”

“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”

“Be good, alright?”

“Didn’t you read the sign?”

“Did you hear what they just said?”

“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”

“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”

“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”

“Finally, someone gets it.”

“Forgive me for this.”

“Golly, you must be so confused.”

“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”

“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”

“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”

“He flexed himself out of the room!”

“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”

“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”

“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”

“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”

“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”

“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”

“I don’t like you the way you like me.”

“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”

“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”

“I found a gun in a dumpster!”

“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”

“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”

“I knew you had it in you!”

“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”

“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“I’m not ready for this to end.”

“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”

“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”

“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”

“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”

“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”

“I want you to be happy, too.”

“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”

“Never interact with attractive people.”

“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”

“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”

“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”

“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”

“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”

“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”

“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”

“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”

“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”

“So what if a few people have to die?”

“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”

“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”

“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”

“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”

“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”

“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”

“They come. They leave. They die.”

“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”

“Time for our union-regulated break!”

“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”

“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”

“Were those two robots making out?”

“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”

“What do you think of my secret style?”

“Where are the knives.”

“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”

“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”

“Who needs arms with legs like these?”

“Why would I ever be friends with you?”

“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”

“Would you smooch a ghost?”

“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”

“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”

“You can’t understand how this feels.”

“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”

“You just wanted to see me suffer.”

“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”

“You’ll never see ‘em again.”

“You’re filled with determination.”

“You really hate me that much?”

“You’re giving me a real workout.”

“You’re gonna have a bad time.”

puckish-rogue replied to your postaaaayyyyayyyyyyyyyy friendo. feel free to hit me up for some...

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 09:53:50 -0400

puckish-rogue replied to your post

aaaayyyy

ayyyyyyyyyy friendo. feel free to hit me up for some goofiness whenever!

:0

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 09:52:08 -0400

[[ hello yes i am back from the dead ovo ]]

thevintageloser: ☯ Vintage Loser style // inspiration ☮

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 09:40:15 -0400

thevintageloser:

☯ Vintage Loser style // inspiration ☮

Photo

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 09:39:09 -0400

[[ hello hi would anyone like to roleplay with me? ]]

Mon, 03 Aug 2015 08:52:33 -0400

[[ hello hi would anyone like to roleplay with me? ]]

Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 21:58:37 -0400

[[ Yo! After a stressful senior year of college, I’m back! I’ll probably be dropping my months old...

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 21:53:37 -0400

[[ Yo! After a stressful senior year of college, I’m back! I’ll probably be dropping my months old replies, but if you want me to reply to something, I’ll be more than willing to! ]]

clairvoyantaerialist: ℜ ➳ 〈 “Oh man, you totally got me!” He laughs back— it’s nice, to...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 19:01:34 -0500

clairvoyantaerialist:

ℜ ➳ 〈 “Oh man, you totally got me!” He laughs back— it’s nice, to have friends.
To be a normal kid, for a second. The difference between most people and Raz
Is his crazy super strength, and massive endurance.
Growing up in the circus does things to you.
But he keeps the race close, for Wendy’s sake. 〉

She huffs in mock anger, knowing she might not win this race. It was downright freaky how fast Raz could run, but at least it meant she didn’t have to worry as much about him being in the forest so often. “I’m pretty sure you’re breaking a speed limit,” she laughs at her joke, now just trying to keep up with him. Dang, the kid was fast.

baristess: { { ♥ } } ❝ I wonder if they know that…the people who made the show, I...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 18:30:33 -0500

baristess:

{ { ♥ } }

❝ I wonder if they know that…
the people who made the show,
I mean.❞

“Probably. I mean it’s not like they didn’t have a proto-audience to preview the show for them and give them feedback, right? It works a little too well to be a coincidence.”

Closed || weeniecorduroy

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 18:15:26 -0500

theadorablepuff:

”- I guess if it’s for science it’s okay…

They’re aren’t any squirrels are there?”

“Squirrels…? Er, not that I remember, dude. It’s mostly big stuff like bears and mountain lions.”

clairvoyantaerialist: ℜ ➳ 〈 “You know I don’t pick on purpose.” Raz huffs, in mock...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 18:01:30 -0500

clairvoyantaerialist:

ℜ ➳ 〈 “You know I don’t pick on purpose.” Raz huffs, in mock anger.
“We are friends, in a way— he’s my mentor. That’s about as close
As he’ll ever let me get.” He explains, “That’s just how he is.
And, well— the invasions of privacy are just how I am.” 〉

"Oh hush, you know I’m kidding.“ This statement is punctuated with a light punch to his arm and a breezy chuckle. "I just don’t want you to get singled out for dangerous missions all the time. I worry about you, y'know?”

xteenangst: Just stop. over 500 people on my dick Wendy...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 15:30:57 -0500

xteenangst:

Just stop.

over 500 people on my dick
 Wendy Army
@wxndel corduroyisms @hachxt wendycordxroy flannelismyfavoritecolor lxmbxrjxck wendellcorduroy redcorduroy cordurxy weeniecorduroy lumberjackprvncess sneakyrulebreaking pxnduck
 Gravity Falls Harem
msbedazzled glitteriiing dapperdippercipher astraanopsia thealphapine shxxtxng-stxr filofrosine babbaenthusiast mrparanoid mabelkind soosafras xhackysack descendantofthefounder conetl mextcute chubbyquicksand ciphxr lxttledipper gixeon logipines gideonpxnes iisosceles nerdypines littlekeycode littledxpper stxnford bluesuitmysteries impxs trxangleboy dipperisms starstrayed pinetreegirl xpartylee tontemiqui puppetstriings djmaymay dorkydeerper bedazzledwitch dipperpiiines lxarmonster tortillatree omegapinetwin gleefulgideon earthboundconstellation askthemasterofthemind shxwstopper xrsa-major watergunmaster purplehairandgranitephone

[ I love you all who are mutuals GF roleplayers but honestly all yall URLS look the same so if I follow u ur great ok?]
weirdos
goingherotime halfaghxst atlaxlinguist perpetualshades tukibowaba ignatixs missjennywakeman cowbxy cuddlycrow sirenofflame bruisedmisfit lamentiis luxuriaguile sqxire terraefil blacksxar blxckrockshooter coxqueror crystal-gem-pearl baron-de-neige firepxwer faxcypants therosstwins gamer-giri eagerfutureswordsman bupagentkent chubgoth rotgoth robxst supapichi dutycallsx spiiicer enhxlt modxrnmiko pureandpractical redstarved raxcity thewishemporium thedepthsofhismind nxmirandy saviorinpink loxiisms
also shoutouts to the 2 personal blogs that follow me that I love 
thewittyarsonist adrianimation

[ Nah but I love all of you guys like th ank u for not being dicks ok. I mostly just put people I’ve interacted with the most but all of you guys are the bomb ok ok ok

cowbxy: This is my "Hi my name is Rin and there's 600 of you...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 15:30:23 -0500

cowbxy:

This is my "Hi my name is Rin and there's 600 of you guys why" follow forever. 
ART; BACKGROUND ART.
Hello Friends if you don’t know by now my name is Rin and I’m very much flattered with the 602 followers. I never would have expected to get so many, i would have thought I would’ve moved to another blog or something. but here i am and andy muse is s o s t r o n g and thank you for sticking with me for as ling as you guys have, even after so many hiatuses due to family and thing, I’m so happy and i just, thank you so much you guys are s o N I C E——If you aren’t on here DON’T FEEL BAD——anyways here’s the thing.

FRIENDS; bolded means friends way longer then a year.

➟halfliight ➟ xdragonrend ➟ candlelit-fear ➟ devotism ➟ damnatioaeterna ➟ killerdolphinsshow ➟ drakedomitor ➟ possessae ➟ thefirsttoride ➟ redstarved ➟ thelxstsavior ➟ her28thyear ➟ sanguisuuga ➟ xpadfoots ➟ toothixna ➟ tentaisenshi ➟ whiizkid ➟ cxrpusnymphe ➟ suzumebach1 ➟ ofsophistication ➟ birthedbyshadows ➟ mediusora ➟ missdarklink

N E W F R I E N D S;

➟ iloveearthx ➟ tinkeriisms ➟ symbioticgenius ➟ otobaibitch ➟ constantquibbling ➟ celestialoutlaw / boywithwebs ➟ invxntive ➟ xtanako ➟ pizzerxa ➟ baron-de-neige ➟ snihovakoroleva ➟ mangleisms ➟ the-stonem ➟ xpizzaplanet ➟ toybxdis ➟ xteenangst ➟ conminor ➟ smxrtymarty ➟ infractxs ➟ friigus ➟ shatteredhunter / esuriienti

E V E R Y O N E E L S E;

➟ asskicker-grimes, ➟ alohaxe ➟ aikxmiyazaki ➟ xnerdqueen ➟ xnerdking ➟ ofdestructiion ➟ edhelernil ➟ mangledvixen ➟ xbriight ➟ hebreaks ➟ bloodorange-knight ➟ d-i-p-p-e-r ➟ mrparanoid ➟ xbelief ➟ starkiisms ➟ gamemakxr ➟ bedazzledwitch ➟ halfaghxst ➟ dxphneblake ➟ ghouliish ➟ fashiioniista ➟ blacksxar ➟ guiltisms ➟ weeniecorduroy ➟ singinghomo ➟ nevermisses ➟ hxneylemon ➟ alohaxe ➟ glitteriiing ➟ xanodite ➟ otwilightprincess ➟ vvinterqueen ➟ filofrosine ➟ banishedking / slxnderman ➟ keptmyhairshort ➟ kempybowe

CRIES if you aren’t on here i probably just forgot, thERE’S SO MANY OF YOU I CAN’T KEEP TRACK. just know i lOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY WITH MANY KISSES.

earthboundconstellation: ☾ ▲ ☽ “Yeah. But honestly I’m not really sure what...

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 21:46:42 -0500

earthboundconstellation:

☾ ▲ ☽
“Yeah. But honestly I’m not really sure what I want to do with… all that,” he replied, waving a hand. “I mean I know I’ll figure it out and everything, but I guess I’m getting a little frustrated.”

"Hey, dude, if you’re really stressed about it, maybe you should take a year off. Lots of people do it, y'know? Take a year to soul search or something.“ She shrugged, slipping her hands into her jeans pockets.

ersxtz: 『 ❦ 』─────── ❝ Parents? I don’t have any of those. ...

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 21:43:18 -0500

ersxtz:

『 ❦ 』───────

❝ Parents? I don’t have any of those.
Father abandoned me a long time ago. ❞

Swaying back and forth on her heels, Mary
fingered the petals of her rose; once fake, it was
now alive, sepals velvety soft beneath her touch.
However, unlike Ib’s and Garry’s, it wasn’t at all
representant of her life force. Rather, a relic from
the past. A reminder that she had once been
something inhuman. And she’d hold onto it until
it withered and turned into dust.

❝ My name is Mary. What’s yours? ❞

This was an unsettling reply and Wendy had to force herself from staring dubiously at the girl. What was this kid's deal? She was acting like something straight out of a horror movie and it worried Wendy.

“My name’s Wendy. It’s, uh, it’s nice to meet you, Mary.” She held her hand out to shake, politeness taking precedence over fear. While Mary was kind of freaky, Wendy had no doubt she could take on a kid if anything went down.

baristess: { { ♥ } } ❝ I always end up falling asleephalfway through because of it, though …...

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 21:34:36 -0500

baristess:

{ { ♥ } }
❝ I always end up falling asleep
halfway through because of it, though … ❞

“Yeah, that’s why they’re so good for people who have trouble sleeping, dude. I always end up binge watching them the night before a big test or something.”

clairvoyantaerialist: ℜ ➳ 〈 Raz shakes his head vigorously— ”You don’t know Sasha.”...

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 21:30:31 -0500

clairvoyantaerialist:

ℜ ➳ 〈 Raz shakes his head vigorously—
”You don’t know Sasha.” He laughs, “That’s the worst idea.”
He crosses his arms, giving his old friend a smile, now.
”Like literally the worst idea to ever be thought— He’s very closed.” 〉

One green orb crinkles at the corner; Wendy is beyond amused by his reaction. “Here’s a novel thought.” She talks slowly, thinking over how to phrase what to say. She leans on her axe, one hand lazily scratching her chin. “Have you considered befriending your boss instead of trying to pick at his brain?”

happy halloween! (ft me as mabel and the roomie’s sister...

Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:31:10 -0400

happy halloween! (ft me as mabel and the roomie’s sister as shura)