“Hm, still got it, I guess. And that was (for the most part) unpaid. Since they’re adults they can get real jobs. Now I can start their slow obsession with material wealth by slowly raising their soon to be measly pay! It’s like living the American dream on a minimum budget!”
"You should definitely win the best Grunkle award this year. And here I thought people meant it when they said all you cared about was money.”