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{ Ⅽ } ≫ ❝Onlyabout as serious as I am with everything,ma’am. Which is,to say the least,about as serious as a smurf’s asshole.❞

     _{"I've seen a smurf’s…hindquarters. But it’s nice to know you’re not seriously approaching strange women with creepy pick up lines, dude.“}

1:44 am Friday, August 29, 2014 | 5 notes
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