“Nah, my girlfriend’s dad just says
things and throws money at people.
If they don’t laugh they don’t get the
money.”

"What, seriously? That’s ridiculous. Every dad has to tell dumb dad jokes. I feel the money is kinda cheating.“
weeniecorduroy reblogged this from fentonmart and added:
"But they’re not real bears, dude. Although I gotta agree with you on the cuddly part.“
fentonmart reblogged this from weeniecorduroy and added:
“I donno. Teddy bears are pretty cuddly.“
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1:09 am Friday, August 29, 2014