Undertale Starter Meme
- “After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
- “Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
- “Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
- “Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
- “Be good, alright?”
- “Didn’t you read the sign?”
- “Did you hear what they just said?”
- “Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
- “Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
- “Don’t you have anything better to do?”
- “Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
- “Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
- “Finally, someone gets it.”
- “Forgive me for this.”
- “Golly, you must be so confused.”
- “Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
- “Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
- “Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
- “He flexed himself out of the room!”
- “Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
- “Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
- “Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
- “I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
- “I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
- “I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
- “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
- “I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
- “I don’t like you the way you like me.”
- “I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
- “If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
- “I found a gun in a dumpster!”
- “If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
- “I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
- “I knew you had it in you!”
- “I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
- “I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
- “I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
- “I’m not ready for this to end.”
- “In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
- “I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
- “Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
- “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
- “It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
- “I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
- “I want you to be happy, too.”
- “I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
- “Never interact with attractive people.”
- “Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
- “Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
- “Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
- “Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
- “Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
- “Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
- “Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
- “Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
- “Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
- “So what if a few people have to die?”
- “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
- “Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
- “Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
- “That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
- “That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
- “The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
- “They come. They leave. They die.”
- “This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
- “Time for our union-regulated break!”
- “Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
- “Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
- “Were those two robots making out?”
- “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
- “What do you think of my secret style?”
- “Where are the knives.”
- “Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
- “Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
- “Who needs arms with legs like these?”
- “Why would I ever be friends with you?”
- “Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
- “Would you smooch a ghost?”
- “You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
- “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
- “You can’t understand how this feels.”
- “You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
- “You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
- “You just wanted to see me suffer.”
- “You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
- “You’ll never see ‘em again.”
- “You’re filled with determination.”
- “You really hate me that much?”
- “You’re giving me a real workout.”
- “You’re gonna have a bad time.”
(Source: cittastarters-blog)
7:08 pm Wednesday, October 14, 2015 | 
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